Yeah, he just now died. So you probably want to apologize to that person with whom you were recently arguing about this very thing, and admit that you were wrong. Tell him that you were thinking of Abe Vigoda.
Cliff Robertson, who played Peter Parker’s Uncle Ben in the film Spider-Man, is dead at 88. This comes as something of a surprise to the millions of people who were heretofore unaware of the veteran actor’s existence, as well as to the handful of individuals who had heard the name ‘Cliff Robertson,’ but assumed that the historical personage attatched to it had died ages ago.
The plucky young men of America’s national soccer team are expected to arrive home sometime within the next few days. Although they were eliminated by soccer upstart Ghana in a 2-1 overtime loss, they will be remem . . .
Before I forget, though–did I tell you who I found out was still alive? Abe Vigoda.
Yeah, I totally thought that, too, but no, he’s alive.
Yeah, it is wild.
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah–soccer’s done.