The plucky young men of America’s national soccer team are expected to arrive home sometime within the next few days. Although they were eliminated by soccer upstart Ghana in a 2-1 overtime loss, they will be remem . . .
Before I forget, though–did I tell you who I found out was still alive? Abe Vigoda.
Yeah, I totally thought that, too, but no, he’s alive.
Yeah, it is wild.
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah–soccer’s done.