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Abe Vigoda is not dead, America's ambivlence toward soccer, Celebrity Death Watch, Ghana, it's not even a real country for God's sake, Soccer, United States Soccer, World Cup
By Smaktakula

What Have You Done For Me Lately?
The plucky young men of America’s national soccer team are expected to arrive home sometime within the next few days. Although they were eliminated by soccer upstart Ghana in a 2-1 overtime loss, they will be remem . . .
Before I forget, though–did I tell you who I found out was still alive? Abe Vigoda.
Yeah, I totally thought that, too, but no, he’s alive.
Yeah, it is wild.
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah–soccer’s done.