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Musical History: The New Edition

23 Friday Mar 2012

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Music

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Bobby Brown, boy bands, douchebaggery, Michael Bivins, New Edition, R&B, Ralph Tresvant, Ricky Bell, Ronnie DeVoe

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"Now I Am Become Death, The Destroyer Of Worlds..."

Although each was a talented vocalists in his own right, only one member of New Edition would go on to destroy one of the greatest voices in recording history.

Having Formed In 1978, This Edition Hasn't Been New Since JR Got Shot.

Singer Whitney Houston Dies

11 Saturday Feb 2012

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Entertainment, Music, News

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Bobby Brown, Celebrity Death Watch, dead celebrities, death by Bobby Brown, death by drugs, drugs, encephalitis is no laughing matter, foolish choices, gold digger, love is blind and stupid, so sad, Whitney Houston

By Smaktakula

Whitney Wasn't Always A Reality Star. Once Upon A Time Being Famous Required Having Talent.

Whitney Houston is dead at 48 a representative of the beloved singer announced today. Although cause of death has yet to be determined, even an encephalitic gibbon knows that drugs were the most likely culprit.

After a series of chart-busting hits the 1980s and the early 1990s, Houston’s reputation and career began a rapid simultaneous decline in the late 1990s, as the multiple-platinum artist devolved into a ranting, crack-addled bag lady. The enduring tragedy of Houston’s story is that her beauty, voice and  innocence–the three transcendent qualities which made the performer unique–had been squandered long before she died.

Kids, Don't Do Drugs. But If You Absolutely Must Do Drugs, For Heaven's Sake, Do Them Correctly.

As with all stories of addiction and degradation, Houston’s fall did not occur overnight. She came to her abject and fatal road by a variety of paths, each winding tortuously through thickets of shame and poor choices and into the pungent morass of despair. Those various and meandering trails, however, if diligently followed, all terminate at a single source.

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