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California, death by OJ, dingoes ate my baby!, Hertz, Johnnie Cochran, Juice, Los Angeles, Lovelock Correctional Center, Nevada, Nicole Brown Simpson, OJ Simpson, Orenthal James Simpson, patsies, Ron Goldman, the Juice is loose!, unpunished
By Smaktakula
We'll Be Damned. Maybe Johnnie Cochran Was On To Something.
Los Angeles, California: New evidence released this week by the LA County Prosecutor’s office purports to show that presumed murderer Orenthal James Simpson is innocent of the allegations which have long clouded his name. A patsy in a sports-memorabilia sting, the former Hertz pitchman currently languishes in the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada for the crime of getting away with the murder of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, the latter who might have been Brown Simpson’s lover, or possibly just in the wrong place at the wrong time. It now appears that for the last seventeen years, the authorities have been actively seeking to frame an innocent man.
By The Time You See This, It's Already Too Late.
The news of Simpson’s innocence in the Brown-Goldman slayings poses a problem, say legal scholars. Since Simpson’s most recent conviction was in large part–if not entirely–for getting away with the 1994 murder, it remains to be seen if Nevada courts will reconsider their ridiculous decision to punish the Juice for “stealing” his own memorabilia.
This Image Beautifully Captures The Juice's Humanity And Vulnerability In The Lovelock Showers.
Sadly, the news of OJ’s innocence is nothing more than a Promethean Times fiction–what those with less-charitable dispositions might call ‘lies.’ He’s guilty as hell, people. You know that, right?
Much Like An Actual Dingo, OJ Will Eat Your Baby.
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