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This one fooled us, too. Apparently stracciatella can refer to such varied foodstuffs as a soup, cheese and ice-cream. It is known neither to cause painful urination nor unsightly blemishes on the nether-regions.
Now the idea of “picking up a case of stracciatella in Italy” doesn’t sound nearly so scary. Or exciting.