Things Worth Hoping For: Bert and Ernie
26 Thursday Aug 2010
Posted Crime, Critters, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Humor, People, Relationships, Television
in26 Thursday Aug 2010
Posted Crime, Critters, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Humor, People, Relationships, Television
in21 Friday May 2010
Posted Culture, General Foolishness, Relationships
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courtesy tips, cretinous fuckery, dickheadedness, douchebaggery, Dress Barn, driving, holding up traffic, jackassery, lazy bastards, lot laggers, proper behavior, waiting for spot
Unless your doctor has given you one of these for your car . . .
. . . Holding up traffic for no reason other than to ensure that Dress Barn remains within waddling distance makes you an asshole.
Try parking in one of the dozens of empty spots by to Tire King. Other drivers will appreciate your courtesy, regarding it as evidence you’ve renounced your former life of cretinous fuckery.
Douche.
Die, Pustulant Lot Lagger, Die.
Also: Please review Tip #1. You’re not doing it right.
15 Thursday Apr 2010
Posted Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, National Events
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courtesy tips, dickheadedness, driving, jackassery, proper behavior, slow assholes in the left lane
Tip 1: If cars are passing you on the right*, it’s high time you stop being such a jackass and move the fuck over. Thanks.