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Another Shining Light Extinguished Too Soon

28 Friday May 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, News

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Arnold Jackson, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, child stars, Corey Haim, Diff'rent Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes Curse, Dudley Is Next, famous short people, famous virgins, former child stars, Gary Coleman, Haimster, head injury, kidney problems, small black actor, Whatchootalkinboutwillis?

Gary Coleman is dead at 42.

Too soon after Corey, man.  Too soon.

Thisiswhatimtalkingboutwillis: Diff’rent Strokes Star Gary Coleman Dies at 42 : People.com.

Happy Thoughts For Today: Racking The Rev

28 Friday May 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Culture, Religion, Stupidity

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bigotry, closeted homosexual, cocksucker, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God Hates Fags, happy thoughts, homophobia, jackassery, judge not lest ye be judged, kick you in the nuts, rack 'em!, religious fanatacism, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, sexual repression, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, Westboro Baptist Church

Picture Reverend Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church getting kicked in the nuts. 

"God Hates FaYEAAAAAAARUGH!"

Have a great one!

From CNN: Marijuana Plantations Feeding Europe’s Habit

28 Friday May 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, Plantlife, South America, World Affairs

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CNN, dope, grass, hemp, keep marijuana illegal, marijuana, marijuana legalization, marijuana plantations, Mary Jane, peasant farmers, pot, reefer, South America, Stoner the Horse, sweet sweet cheeba, weed

Europe’s insatiable jones for the sweet, sweet cheeba has increased the demand for high-quality marijuana.  To meet this demand, peasant farmers in South America are growing cannabis in greater numbers.  These farmers claim that growing illegal marijuana is the only way they can feed their families. 

KEEP MARIJUANA ILLEGAL! 

I stop the farmer and briefly pet the horse. 

“He’s called Stoner,” the farmer tells me in Spanish, before breaking into a broad grin and setting off again. 

Fuck The Hay, Man--How 'Bout Some Corn Nuts?

 Stoner The Horse Says–This Is The Shit They Don’t Want You To Know, Man: Marijuana plantations feeding Europe’s habit – CNN.com.

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