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celebrity chef, criminals, culinary crimelord, Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, Food Network, Guy Fieri, Juan-Carlos Cruz, murder-for-hire, skeevy, unleashed, unpunished, unrepentant, white trash
By Smaktakula
For the second time in the past few months, a celebrity chef has been charged with a crime. And again, it wasn’t Guy Fieri.
The severity of these crimes appears to be on the rise. Juan-Carlos Cruz has been accused of soliciting murder-for-hire.
If He Had It To Do Again, Juan-Carlos Would Most Likely NOT Enlist Random Homeless People In A Murder-For-Hire Plot.
It would be hard to find someone critical of putting a murderer–or in Cruz’ case, an alleged murderer–behind bars. The community is undeniably a safer place with Cruz off the streets.
Critics charge that offenders such as Cruz are low-hanging fruit. Perhaps the authorities would be wise to invest their energies in bringing down America’s culinary crimelord:
Fieri: Unpunished, Unrepentant, Unleashed
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