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Suck It, Jackpot!

03 Thursday Jun 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Stupidity

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ad hominem, backwater shithole, crap oasis, gambling, haiku, holding a grudge, Jackpot, jerkwater burg, Mormons, Nevada, nowherseville, places that suck, Suck It!, the sticks, vendettas

By Smaktakula

We haven’t forgotten.

Here’s another haiku for you:

Jackpot, Nevada

You suck suck suck suck suck suck

suck suck suck so bad.

This Crap Oasis Exists So That Mormons Can Gamble

Don’t act so surprised.  We’ve made no bones about our tendency to go all ad hominem from time to time.

Gary Coleman’s Widow Took Some Time To Get Her Shit Together Before Giving Aid To Dying Husband

03 Thursday Jun 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Health, Hollywood, National Events, People, Relationships, Television

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Black Widow, Cathy Smith, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, Diff'rent Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes Curse, emergency aid, Emmanuel Lewis, famous short people, famous virgins, Gary Coleman, Gary Coleman's widow, John Belushi, Shannon Price, small black actor, speedball, unconsummated marriages, Yoko Ono

Not since Cathy Smith served John Belushi his last speedball has a woman been responsible for singlehandedly robbing the world of so much talent.

Black Widow & Black Midget During Happier Times

Shannon Price, who claims to be Gary Coleman’s wife (Coleman’s lawyer claims the couple was divorced at the time of the actor’s death), delayed seeking aid for a wounded Coleman, who later died.

From the 911 call:

“He just got home, I heard this big bang, I went downstairs. Blood everywhere,” she says. “I don’t know if he’s OK. I’m not down there right now because I have seizures, if I get stressed out I’m going to seize.”

Nice going, Yoko.

Hear The Future Mrs. Emmanuel Lewis’ Side Of The Story: Gary Coleman’s wife resisted giving him emergency aid – CNN.com.

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