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Promethean Times takes very seriously its responsibilities as one of America’s tertiary news sources. With this in mind, we felt it incumbent upon us to remind Americans to vote wisely in November. If you’re like most contemporary Americans, you likely feel well informed about the political landscape; you don’t need to be reminded to vote responsibly.
Yes, you do.
In the run up to the election, the various political parties will extend every effort to paint themselves as America’s champions–seeking only to protect a vulnerable and easily swayed populace from the sinister interests which are the real backers of the other parties. This imaginary Illuminati can take any number of forms–including but not limited to corporations, the wealthy, the socialist elite, whitey, immigrants and sometimes the entire human race. These forces epitomize evil, and therefore those forces in opposition–the party–are good.
The party demands your love. But anyone who relinquishes this love to the party, without drawing money from the party coffers, is a sucker.
The party does not love you.