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'Wronger' isn't a word? It sure as hell should be!, aging, appropriately-attired, Baby Boomers, dirty old men, douchebaggery, grampas, grandfathers, grandpas, helpful hints, kick him in the nuts, Latvians aren't very sexy anyway, man-boobs, pervert, sexual predators, sexy grandpa, who says 'yore' these days?, Woodstock Generation
By Smaktakula
Many male Baby Boomers are now grandfathers. Unwilling to relegate themselves to the fusty geriatric-wear favored by their grandfathers, the men of the Woodstock Generation understandably want to do things their way.
To look the part of a grandfather in days of yore, it was enough that a man had thinning hair and pants that were belted just below his man-boobs. Today’s granddad chooses to advertise. There’s nothing wrong with being proud of your grandchildren, but as with almost any sentiment, some means of expression are more appropriate than others.
RIGHT:
How Sweet! Somebody Must Love Her Granddad An Awful Lot!
WRONG:
You're Trying Too Hard. And The Thing About Your Looks Is Creepy.
EVEN WRONGER:
Children: Kick Him In The Nuts And Then Quickly Find An Adult.
Promethean Times 
There’s no PERV, like an old PERV!!!!!
Truly, like a fine wine. Say, Mad Dog 2010 or a nice Boone’s Farm from Winter of this year.
Isn’t Latvia one of those countries where the women all have moustaches and braid their armpit hair, and the men are completely covered in hair -except for the tops of their heads? Just wondering what could be sexy about that.
FYI: Geezers- you do not become attractive to the opposite gender just because you can use Viagra to jumpstart Johnson. However, it might be a good thing to come right out and wear clothing that says, “I’m a PERV,” so that the little girls will know to stay out of your reach!
You’re correct about Latvia, where the ladies are famed for their beautiful waxed mustaches.
“I’m A PERV” would be great. But until perverts start using it, look for the words “Ed” and “Hardy.”