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Happy Thoughts For Friday: Dee-Vine Justice

19 Friday Nov 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Religion

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Divine Justice, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God, God Hates Fags, happy thoughts, homophobia, judge not lest ye be judged, Judgement Day, religious intolerance, retribution, Reverend Fred Phelps, Sugartits, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, the Almighty, Westboro Baptist Church

By Smaktakula

When notoriously unfriendly douchebag Reverend Fred Phelps finally shuffles off this mortal coil and meets the Almighty, wouldn’t it be super if He looked like this?

"I Hate WHAT? Oh No. Oh No You Di'nt. Oh No, Girlfriend--You Did NOT Just Say That!"

Hey now, Sugartits–you ever play a game called ‘Where’s the serpent?’

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