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By Smaktakula
Many male Baby Boomers are now grandfathers. Unwilling to relegate themselves to the fusty geriatric-wear favored by their grandfathers, the men of the Woodstock Generation understandably want to do things their way.
To look the part of a grandfather in days of yore, it was enough that a man had thinning hair and pants that were belted just below his man-boobs. Today’s granddad chooses to advertise. There’s nothing wrong with being proud of your grandchildren, but as with almost any sentiment, some means of expression are more appropriate than others.
RIGHT:
How Sweet! Somebody Must Love Her Granddad An Awful Lot!
WRONG:
You're Trying Too Hard. And The Thing About Your Looks Is Creepy.
EVEN WRONGER:
Children: Kick Him In The Nuts And Then Quickly Find An Adult.
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