By Smaktakula And PoetBot3000

Promethean Times receives its share of spam, which we endeavor to keep from your sensitive eyes.  However, every great once in a while we encounter something that touches our very souls.  The following work is one such example.

When Life Hands You A Lemon, Say "What The Fuck Is This? I Asked For Spam!"

We won’t dignify the spammer by giving his name or his website–we’ll buy our penis-enlarging ointments elsewhere, thank you very much.  The spammer’s beautiful words, however, do deserve a forum.

With no further explanation, Promethean Times presents what we like to call, Leipzig Blues, or Farewell My Angel Of Heartbreak.

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"Damn, Son--That Shit Is Tight!"