By Smaktakula
If you have an annuity or structured settlement, and fight promoter/shady character Don King appears from nowhere to demand “financious recompense for services rendered both peripheratical and incidentical, but by no means inconsequensious,” just cut him a check. It’s already too late for you.
"Mithter King Got Me All Thith Money. All I Had To Do Wath Beat The Crap Out Of Thum Guy, And Mithter King Only Took Forty Perthent."
Promethean Times 
That is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a while. Impressive Sir.