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21st Century, Alabama, cultural backwater, Darwin Wand, evolution, forced evolution, NASCAR, natural selection, Talladega, things which don't exist but should, Why am I so stupid?
By Smaktakula
The Darwin Wand, a wondrous magical artifact that allows its wielder to selectively bring a culturally-anachronistic target into the 21st Century, sadly does not exist.
After Receiving A Series Of Darwin Treatments, The Residents Of Talladega, Alabama Enjoy An Evening Of NASCAR.
Promethean Times 