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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: The Riot

17 Friday Jun 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture, News, Sport, Stupidity

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By Smaktakula

The flash-riot has become a hallmark of our age of entitlement.  It can therefore be helpful to at all times be aware of your image, lest you find yourself an object of humor at the expense of your human dignity.

Perhaps Mom & Dad Will Think Twice The Next Time They Decide To Ground Harrison From Playing Farmville.

Irony, As Expressed Through The 2011 NBA Championship

17 Friday Jun 2011

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Basketball, Dallas Mavericks, Dirk Nowitzki, Germans in large groups are best avoided, Ha Ha!, irony, LeBron James, Miami Heat, NBA, schadenfreude, that trick never works

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It is almost-but-not-quite ironic that the term Schadenfreude is a German coinage.

This Time Around, It Was Less About Which Team Won, But Rather, Seeing One Guy Lose.

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