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dead celebrities, death by old age, death by smoking, drug addiction, Goodnight Gracie!, old people, SMOKING KILLS! George Burns, the exception which proves the rule
By Smaktakula
Comedian George Burns: 1896-1996
The Great Tragedy Of Burns' Chronic Nicotine Addiction Is That It Hastened His Untimely Death.
Promethean Times 
Left us too soon? That unfunny bastard lasted a century! This talentless asshole could have died in the 20s and no one would have noticed. What a fraud. He was the frigging straightman for god’s sake! His ugly harpy of a wife was supposedly the funny one. She died and he kept on doing the same bullshit. How did he have a career? Where did he find audiences of retards with cash to spend. That was his talent: finding morons who would actually pay to see his “act”. Good riddance.
I can only imagine George Burns must have done something terrible to you at some point in your life. It’s over now, friend. He’s gone at last, and you can finally be at peace.
Yes. I can. Thanks for helping me realize this.
No, problem. That’s what we’re here for. I understand, in my way. It was only after Mickey Rooney died that I was able to see a picture of him without screaming “BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!”
Mickey Rooney’s dead?