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Please Don’t Vote Stupid!

04 Sunday Nov 2012

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, News, Politics, Stupidity

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Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, death by not voting, democracy, democratic republic, Diddy, Hulk Hogan, ignorance--it's what America does!, Mitt Romney, Paris Hilton, Pauly Shore, Rick Santorum, stupid people, stupid voters, United States of America, Vote or Die!, Why am I so stupid?

By Smaktakula

In The Land Of The Free, It’s Just Something You Have To Do.

With the 2012 Presidential Election at last coming to its ugly and no-doubt contentious conclusion, the American public is eager for the cessation of those unpleasantries attendant with any election year, but which have become especially pronounced in recent years. The most ubiquitous among these are the dizzying array of inescapable political ads which ruin commercial breaks and jam the nation’s mailboxes and inboxes, replete with well-moneyed half-truths and contradictory claims designed to fool the very stupid. No less odious are the half-witted, hyper-strident statements made in public and on social media by partisans of all stripes, armed with questionable facts and subjective statistics culled conveniently from publications which mirror their dogmatically monomaniacal beliefs.

Folks, We Don’t Want You To Get The Idea That You MUST Vote. Particularly If You Aren’t Prepared To Vote Responsibly.

Most insidious of all, however, is a widely held misconception which is quickly gaining an acceptance so entrenched as to render it a bedrock tenet of the American mythology, and unless quickly checked, will continue to fill the hallways of power in Washington with ineffectual partisan functionaries perpetually running for re-election. This misconception most often takes form in the platitude,  ‘It’s vital to our democracy that everyone vote.’  Ignoring for the sake of argument the contention that the United States is a democracy,¹ the idea of voting at all costs, despite your head being firmly entrenched within your nether-regions, is a perfectly horrible notion.

He’s Right When He Says The Last Four Years Aren’t His Fault. They’re Yours.

But the idea takes shape further in the notion that if you don’t vote, you can’t complain, meaning only those who directly participate in the electoral process have a right to express dissatisfaction with the nation’s leadership. This is at best iffy logic in a society where freedom of speech is enshrined more highly than direct representation.  And yet, if we follow this flawed logic, we see that like those who didn’t bother to vote, those who voted for the winning candidate have also forfeited their right to complain. In fact, the only people with a right to complain are those who voted for the other guy.

The Great Thing About Mitt Romney Is That He Offers Choice–There Are Like 13 Different Versions Of The Man–You Can Vote For The One You Find Least Offensive.

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They Told Her It Said “SLUT.”

By All Means, Take Your Political Advice From A Dude Who Can’t Decide Which Ridiculous Name To Call Himself From One Week To The Next.

You Still Think It’s Important For ‘Everyone’ To Vote?

Because It Feels So Good To Pretend To Know What You’re Talking About.

“24-Inch Pythons” Won’t Help You Vote Responsibly.

“They Voted Me In.”

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¹In fact it is not.  The United States of America is, and always has been, a democratic republic.  We refer to the United States as a democracy because it’s easier, and because Americans are just a little bit stupid. ∞T.

Get Off The Vote

17 Friday Dec 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, News, Politics

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'self-abuse' isn't the same thing as 'cutting', beating off, Catalonia, Catholicism, childish sexual innuendo, choking the chicken, democracy, female orgasm, flogging the dolphin, get off, jerking off, masturbation, orgasm, political parties, school bond issues, self-abuse, Socialist Catalonian Party, Spain, spanking the monkey, We'd stuff that ballot box

By Smaktakula

DAMN, School Bond Issues Get Us Hot.

In Spain, a Socialist Catalonian Party commercial has plunged the highly-conservative country into a paroxysm of emotion which is steadily, agonizingly building toward an explosively satisfying zenith.  The commercial depicts an attractive young lady so enamored of the voting process that the act of stuffing the ballot box brings her to orgasm.

Critics in the Catholic country are outraged at what they see as a promotion of promiscuity and a glorification of self-abuse.  However, defenders contend that the humorous commercial is a much-needed antidote to voter apathy.

Either way, this is a clear answer to those critics of democracy who claim that voting is little more than jerking off.

In light of this development, we plan to spend more time polling the electorate. ∞T

From the Oakland Tribune Newspaper: Nanny law critics say state has overstepped its bounds

07 Sunday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Constitutional Issues, Culture, Political Correctness, Politics

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California politics, democracy, liberty, nanny state, Oakland Tribune, socialism

The nanny state really gets my goat.

via Nanny law critics say state has overstepped its bounds | Oakland Tribune Newspaper | Find Articles at BNET.

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