Tags
big trucks, Cashew Dick, childish sexual innuendo, Could you be an asshole?, deez nuts, douchebaggery, hitch nuts, jackassery, little man's syndrome, loser, machismo, macho bullshit, object of ridicule, pitiable braggadocio, so sad, testicle tow hitch, testicles, tiny penis, white trash
By Smaktakula
If you’ve got a swingin’ pair of nuts hanging pendulously from your trailer hitch, then you most definitely are.
Perhaps We Can Help: You Know, The Only Thing That Advertises Your Tiny Penis More Stridently Than A Big 4x4, Is A Big 4x4 With Fake Testicles.
Promethean Times 
Throw in a sticker of Calvin peeing on something, and you’ve got yourself a full-blown douchebag.
Absolutely true. But then if you go the extra mile and add a license plate that says “My Wife Yes, My Dog Maybe, My Gun Never” to the other two, you actually become cool again.
Hey they give you those when you renew your license in the south.
Awesome! Definite sign of an asshole.
We think so. For more on how to spot an asshole, click here. Also here. And here and here. Oh, and here.