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Americana, beach volleyball, OB/GYN, porn, pr0n, pseudosport, quaint relics of a forgotten age, SI Swimsuit Issue, smut, spank mags, Sports Illustrated, water-skiing
By Smaktakula
Neither prurient nor graphic enough to qualify as porn, and lacking all but the most tenuous connection with the world of sports (and that limited to water-skiing and beach volleyball), the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is now most likely to find a home beneath the mattresses of lonely pubescent boys too inept to successfully navigate the internet.
Sorry, But When A Six-Year-Old With A Computer Can See As Much In An Hour On The Internet As A Busy OB/GYN Does In A Week, There's No Longer Any Place For This Quaint Bit Of Americana.
Promethean Times 