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America's TV Mom, Brady Bunch, Carol Brady, childish sexual innuendo, crabs, crotch lobsters, embarrassing ailments, extramarital affairs, Florence Henderson, itching sensation, John Lindsay, New York City, parasitic creatures, politicians, pubic lice, skankery, TMI, Wesson, Wessonality!, Where Are They Now?
By Smaktakula
Funny, All We Taste Is Shellfish.
Septuagenarian actress and former MILF Florence Henderson is back in the news with revelations that might have best been kept to herself. In her forthcoming memoir, Life is not a Stage, the actress best known for playing ‘Carol Brady’ on The Brady Bunch and as a Wesson spokeswoman revealed that she’d contracted crabs from a 1960’s one-night stand with then-NYC mayor, John Lindsay.
Lindsay Discovers To His Horror That The Little Critters Don't Confine Themselves To The Nether-Regions; They Get In Your Hair, Too.
Henderson waited to tell her story until after both Lindsay and his wife (to whom the politician was married at the time of the affair) were dead. However, for good or ill, the public perception of Henderson has changed forever From this point on it will be difficult to look at “America’s TV Mom” in quite the same way. In fact, it may be impossible to think about her without feeling a disquieting itch just south of your belt buckle.
Here's The Story Of The Crab O'Grady, Who Was Hiding In Some Very Lovely Curls.
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You have a great sense of humor…I could get lost over here for days…just browsing through here and laughing myself silly…
Damn, nobody ever accused you of not being a sweetheart!