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Americans, Battle of Puebla, brought to you by Corona, don't know much about history, Grito de Dolores, Hallmark Holidays, historical ignorance, Mexican Independence Day, Mexico, September 16h, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, the French, this day in history, Waterloo
On which the Mexican Army defeats French forces at the Battle of Puebla, giving future generations of historically-ignorant Americans an opportunity to party in celebration of Mexican Independence.
This Gentleman Marks September 16th As Independence Day. With The Possible Exception Of Waterloo, Nobody Brags About A Victory Over The French.
Promethean Times 
As someone of Irish descent this is my revenge day for all of the Spanish people who got plastered in mid-March.
Mexico must have the least amount of influence from their previous “enforcers” than any other country.
Mexico must have the least amount of influence from their previous “enforcers” than any other country.
Laughs.
But “as someone of Irish descent” let’s not pretend that May 5 finds you any more drunken or prone to fist-fights than any of the other 333 days of the year (according to the National Irish Calendar, which as you probably know was purchased at the Guinness gift store in 1963, and has been missing “August” for over a decade now).
I have nothing witty or interesting to say today. Lo siento.
You always have something witty to say. You’re no doubt saving it for your own blog. You’re rather selfish like that.
That I am. And tomorrow I’m hogging G-spot talk all to myself (but again, don’t expect it to be anywhere near as exciting as it should be…)
G-spot? Is that Goleta? Georgia? Germany?
I’ve never managed to find it.
I believe it’s in Grassy Butte, North Dakota…
I think you put your finger on it! You know, I heard on the playground as a kid that it was in Climax, Pennsylvania, but I thought that was probably BS. I knew it sure as hell wasn’t in Intercourse!
Ha ha! There is also a Climax, Minnesota. Hey, when it’s colder than a witch’s teat, you need to get your jollies somehow.
Chilled witch nipples are a unique pleasure all their own, so it’s a win-win.
🙂