On which reclusive dick and all-around nastyman Osama bin Laden is shot down like a filthy animal among his voluminous porn collection.

The Thought Of His Cringing Demise Among Heaping Stacks Of Fluid-Spattered Porn Keeps Us Warm At Night.

Below are a few of Promethean Times‘ original stories about this happy event:

Bin Laden: The Final Hours

After Osama

Osama’s Pakistani Whack Shack