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false predictions, Hammer Time!, MC Hammer, outright lies, self-deception, stars of yesteryear, Too Legit to Quit, Where Are They Now?
By Smaktakula
Ultimately, The Effort To Hide His Illegitimacy Proved Too Much For Hammer.
After assuring us that he was too legit to do any such thing–MC Hammer quit.
But Hammer Pants will live on forever.
Pity…
But they’re so darn comfy!
This has inspired me to go out and find/buy a pair of Hammer Pants.
You will ROCK those pants HCS! Can’t Touch This!
And hadn’t noticed the banner, but ET looks a iittle…possessive…in that pic.
Despite being a diminutive, childlike alien visitor, ET is still very much the man in that relationship.
You guys are too funny over here….
Hey, it’s hammer time… Can’t touch this!
It’s only a matter of time before he’s on Dancing With the Stars…
OH. MY. GOD. I swear to you….I’m listening to Pandora right now, and as soon as I opened this post MC Hammer’s “You Can’t Touch This” started playing.
Mind. Blown.
Then you’ve felt the magic! The magic of HAMMER.