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By Smaktakula
Self-loathing nutjob James Lee stormed into the Discovery Channel offices Wednesday looking for justice. Instead, the environmental radical bumbled his way into a delicious pile of irony.
Lee’s apparent purpose was to serve as a sort of homicidal spokesperson for nature. The police obliged by shooting him down like a dog.
"Another Thing: Why Can't We Have 52 Weeks Of SHARK WEEK?" We Hear You, Brother.
Promethean Times 
No doubt. Scary story…
But with a happy ending! One less breeder walking the streets. Although, who are we kidding? Even if Lee had lived, he probably wasn’t gonna be doing much “breeding.”
That’s probably the root of the problem right there.