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Bill Clinton, Bill vs. Jimmy, Bob Dole, can't you just let Jimmy win once?, Democrats, dicks, ineffectual presidents, Jimmy Carter, mean people, POTUS, President Carter, President Clinton, rivalry, Slick Willy, two-term presidents
By Smaktakula
"Y'Know, Bill--Losing The Presidency In 1980 Still Hurts. To Be Overwhelmingly Rejected By The American People Like That When I Tried To Do My Best Is Something I'll Take With Me To The Grave."
"C'mon Now, Jimmy--Cheer Up, Buddy! Don't You Know That Everybody Faces That Moment Of Truth At Some Point In Their Lives? I'm Gonna Tell You Something That Not Many People Know. You Remember When I Ran For Reelection In 1996?"
"Sure. You Beat Bob Dole In A Landslide."
"Heh. Yeah, I Kicked Dole's Ass Like A Blind Girl In A Boxing Match. Hoo-Wee! That Was A Great Election. Two-Termer, Baby!"
" . . . "
Promethean Times 
Freaken Awesome!, yes I used the word “freaken”
Thank you, Crazy Bastards over at Thinksquad (check them out if you haven’t already). Rest assured we would never question a person’s word choice when they’re complimenting us.
To the haters, however, we offer no such quarter. If you’re gonna gonna bring it, you best bring it with spellcheck.
Except you, Michael Lohan. We love you just the way you are.
Poor Jimmy.