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By Smaktakula

Proving that you don’t have to be a great city to anchor the nation’s most important state, Sacramento manages to remain relevant despite an almost total lack of merit.   California’s capital city squats like a persistent sore upon the confluence of the American and Sacramento Rivers at the northern end of the Central Valley, the Golden State’s bountiful backwater.

In a moment of unwarranted optimism, the city fathers attempted rather generously to imbue the flyblown stinkpit with a sense of the divine by naming it for the Eucharist.  A century-and-a-half later, the dividend of this faith has been an NBA franchise and a spectacularly inept legislature.

It's Telling That The City Is Often Abbreviated As 'SAC.'

We’re not proud of this, Sacramento.  But we had a need and you’re easy. ∞T.
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