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cultural backwater, douchebaggery, haiku, Lewis County, Meriwether Lewis, places that suck, Portland, Seattle, Smaktakula's vendetta against Lewis County, Tacoma, Washington State
By Smaktakula
You Are Here, No Matter How Much You Might Wish Otherwise.
You likely haven’t heard of Lewis County, Washington. Named for famed explorer and suicide Meriwether Lewis, this quaint, cultural backwater is further from Seattle, Tacoma, Portland or Spokane than mere geography would indicate.
In appreciation of this idyllic patch of greenery, we offer the following haiku, which we call Lewis County: If I Never See You Again It Will Be Too Fucking Soon:
You cousin fuckers,
Inbred eaters of cow flop,
I hate you so much.
Enjoy Sexual Congress With Barnyard Animals? We Have A Place For You, My Friend.
Promethean Times 