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Watergate’s Forgotten Man

06 Friday Jul 2012

Posted by Smaktakula in History, Politics

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All The President's Men, Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, famous duos, How much does Carl Bernstein hate Bob Woodward? Lots., ignorance--it's what we do, Leonard Bernstein, Watergate

By Smaktakula

Whatever happened to Carl Bernstein?

“I Told ‘Em A Million Times, It Shoulda Been ‘Bernstein & Woodward’ On That Byline. It’s Alphabetical, I Said. Plus, It Just Sounds Better.”

Woodward Was Always The Cooler Of The Two.

Carl Bernstein?  He wrote the music for West Side Story, right? ∞ T.

Historical Figures With Unfortunate Nicknames: Deep Throat

18 Friday Mar 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in History, News, Politics

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Backdoor Intruder, Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, Deep Throat, FBI, Federal Bureau of Investigation, G-Men, History, How much does Carl Bernstein hate Bob Woodward? Lots., illegal wiretaps, Mark Felt, meal ticket, porno movies, snitches, terrorists, Throbby Johnson, unfortunate nicknames, unrepentant, Washington Post, Watergate, Weather Underground

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G-Man Mark Felt had an eventful career, rising to become deputy director of the FBI, and until recently was best known for illegally wiretapping the Weather Underground, which caused the case against the unrepentant terrorists to be dismissed.  But Felt’s most significant contribution to history, which would have gone unknown until is 2008 death if his children hadn’t wanted to cash in on it, was as Watergate whistleblower Deep Throat.

Was Hoping For A Less Suggestive Nickname, Perhaps "Backdoor Intruder" Or "Throbby Johnson."

So far it doesn’t appear to be the cash cow the younger Felts had hoped.  It turns out that, even if they approve of the action, nobody likes a snitch.

Corrupt Afghan Despot Revealed To Be Complete Nutbag

24 Friday Sep 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, News, Politics

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Afghanistan, Barack Obama, batshit crazy, Bob Woodward, comical despots, corrupt Afghan despot, crazy bastard, crazy like a fox, crazy people, Hamid Karzai, Hamid Karzai is batshit crazy, nutbag, Obama's War, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, treachery, United States of America, with friends like these

By Smaktakula

Crazy? Crazy Like A Fox. A Fox That's Really, Really Crazy.

Investigative reporter Bob Woodward’s soon-to-be-published book, Obama’s War, contains a number of revelations which may be embarrassing for the Obama administration.  One such embarrassing detail has nothing at all to do with President Obama or the United States, but concerns an important, if odious ally: corrupt Afghan despot Hamid Karzai.

Obama’s War confirms the long-standing rumors that in addition to being despotic, treacherous and short, Karzai is straight-up crazy.

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