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Corrupt Afghan Despot Revealed To Be Complete Nutbag

24 Friday Sep 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, News, Politics

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Afghanistan, Barack Obama, batshit crazy, Bob Woodward, comical despots, corrupt Afghan despot, crazy bastard, crazy like a fox, crazy people, Hamid Karzai, Hamid Karzai is batshit crazy, nutbag, Obama's War, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, treachery, United States of America, with friends like these

By Smaktakula

Crazy? Crazy Like A Fox. A Fox That's Really, Really Crazy.

Investigative reporter Bob Woodward’s soon-to-be-published book, Obama’s War, contains a number of revelations which may be embarrassing for the Obama administration.  One such embarrassing detail has nothing at all to do with President Obama or the United States, but concerns an important, if odious ally: corrupt Afghan despot Hamid Karzai.

Obama’s War confirms the long-standing rumors that in addition to being despotic, treacherous and short, Karzai is straight-up crazy.

World Once Again Wary Of German Military

06 Tuesday Apr 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, History, News

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Afghan Coalition, Afghani allies, Afghanistan, corrupt Afghan despot, fictional nazis, friendly fire, Fritz, German troops, Germany, Hamid Karzai, Jerry, Krauts, Muslim, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Taliban, the Boche, The Hun

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The German Army doesn’t engender the same fear and respect that it did during the first half  of the 20th Century: children in Warsaw sleep soundly in their beds knowing that never again will the dreaded Wehrmacht come roaring from the west; in Amsterdam stoners and lechers alike sample the city’s many illicit delights without fearing the sound of jackboots on cobbled streets; and in Paris, Nicolas Sarkozy isn’t dusting off his nation’s official accord de capitulation just yet.

The biggest threat posed by modern Germany’s army is to its allies on the battlefield.  Recently in Afghanistan, German troops allegedly mistakenly killed several Afghani soldiers.

Rolling In His Fictional Unmarked Nazi Grave

Corrupt Afghan despot Hamid Karzai was no doubt concerned by the needless slaughter of his people, but relieved to find that none of the victims was an enemy Taliban leader with whom Karzai was secretly meeting.

In light of this unfortunate situation, coalition governments are worried about negative reaction throughout the Muslim world to the friendly-fire killing, fearing that it will jeopardize the broader coalition mission to stabilize Afghanistan.

The world waits nervously to see which faction will draw the ire of the Afghanis and the greater Muslim world: The German soldiers who committed the costly error, or the Taliban fighters whose actions necessitated the deadly battle?

Oh, Right.

NY Times: Drone Attack Is Said to Kill a Senior Al Qaeda Leader

19 Friday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in International Relations, Middle East, Military, Terrorism, World Affairs

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Afghanistan, al Qaeda, corrupt Afghan despot, Hamid Karzai, Hussein al-Yemeni, North Waziristan, Pakistan, secret meetings

On March 8th, in Pakistan’s North Waziristan province, an American drone eliminated al Qaeda bad guy, Hussein al-Yemeni .        

Just so that there’s no hard feelings, I hope somebody checked first to make sure this douchebag wasn’t holding secret meetings with al-Yemeni before the US smoked him:        

Whose Blood And Treasure Will Be Required For Afghanistan?

Hopefully Our Staunch Ally Karzai Won’t Be Upset When He Reads Drone Attack Is Said to Kill a Senior Qaeda Leader – NYTimes.com.

Corrupt Afghan Despot Has Hissyfit Over Capture Of Taliban BFF

17 Wednesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in International Relations, Justice, Middle East, Military, Politics, Relationships, World Affairs

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Afghanistan, corrupt Afghan despot, corruption, Hamid Karzai, ingratitude, Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, Pakistan, Pakistani forces, secret meetings, Taliban, treachery, United States of America, US Intelligence

The election-rigging, opponent-intimidating, undemocratic yet American-backed president of Afghanistan is all wound up by the capture of Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar by Pakistani forces aided by US intelligence.   It was revealed that Karzai was engaging in secret talks with the high-ranking Taliban official.  After this incident, Karzai is afraid that the Taliban will forever regard him as a big jerk. 

Karzai: Hurt Feelings Resulted From The Capture Of The Enemy With Whom He Was Secretly Meeting

You knew Karzai was corrupt, but did you know he was a treacherous ingrate?  Well, read this anyway: Aide: Karzai ‘Very Angry’ at Taliban Boss’ Arrest – Afghanistan | Map | War – FOXNews.com.    

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