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600-home run club, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, all-time home run leaders, anabolic steroids, Barry Bonds, Baseball, bloated statistical anomalies, cheaters, cocksucker, douchebaggery, Gay-Rod, Hank Aaron, home run hitting douches, Ken Griffey Jr., la ducha grande, Major League Baseball, New York Yankees, people who are despised outside of New York, Sammy Sosa, Sammy Sosa is only kind of a douche, Toronto Blue Jays
By Smaktakula
A-Rod trails legendary cocksucker Barry Bonds on the all-time MLB list for home runs hit by a douche.
La Ducha Grande
Promethean Times 
You know I actually miss the ‘Roid Days. Bobble-headed Major Leaguers launching balls to the moon. Nowadays they barely reach 50 home-runs a season.
Yes I know that in all sports, Defense win games, but highlight reels on sportscenter are full of Offense plays.
Largely true, but I present as the exception: Sportscenter’s WebGems.