Tags
advertising, AIDS, childish sexual innuendo, HIV, hung like a, it's akin to taking a shower while wearing a raincoat, Magnum, marketing, Max Pro, microdick poseurs, no glove no love, no sensation, prophylactic powerhouse, sexually-transmitted diseases, shortsightedness, STDs, The Clap, there really isn't much Walgreens Debbie hasn't seen, Trojan Condoms, unwanted pregnancy, VD, Walgreens, well-endowed men
By Smaktakula
Rigidity, long viewed as an asset within Trojan® Brand Condoms’ corporate culture, may now be its undoing. The prophylactic powerhouse is missing out on a marketing goldmine.
Condoms: A Great Way To Prevent Unwanted Pregnancies, Sexually Transmitted Diseases Or Any Sensation In The Penis During Sex.
The condom manufacturer boasts several lines of extra-large condoms, including Magnum and Max Pro. Industry studies show that 25%-30% of the men who purchase these products do so because they have penises too large for regular-sized condoms.
The remaining percentage are thought to be microdick poseurs who believe that pretending to be the proud owner of a penis the size of a baby’s forearm will impress the clerk at Walgreens. It won’t; she’s seen bigger.
As effective as Magnum and Max Pro may be in attracting the better-hung man’s dollars, Trojan has yet to utilize the branding coup of the decade. Amazingly, it seems no one has yet wondered, Wouldn’t it be great if there were already a word which people associate with ‘Trojan,’ but which also connotes superhuman endowment?
"HELLO!?!"
Promethean Times 