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'Lil 'Lil Kim, 'Lil Kim, 4 Star General, Big Kim, Brilliant Comrade, Central Military Commission, comical despots, comically despotic dynasties, Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, Regions
By Smaktakula
Pyongyang announced recently that The Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un, son of comical despot Kim Jong-il has been made a vice-chairman of the Central Military Commission and promoted to the rank of Four Star General. Most North Korea analysts see this as confirmation that ‘Lil ‘Lil Kim has been tapped to be his father’s chosen successor.
Big Kim, 'Lil Kim, 'Lil 'Lil Kim (Maybe).
At the tender age of twenty-seven (or possibly twenty-eight), The Brilliant Comrade has succeeded wildly in comparison to the shiftless couch-warmers who comprise his generation. This kid’s a four-star general–guess you being the youngest partner at Lemitz, Lemitz and Mulcahy isn’t such a big fucking deal, huh?
"My Regions Will Destroy You! . . . What? . . . Regions. I Can't Berieve You Never Heard That. You Know, Rike A Bunch Of Sordiers. Regions."
Promethean Times 
I hope Lil’ Lil’ Kim finds a good woman to settle down with. You know, so he doesn’t get too, well, you know. So he doesn’t end up like his father. You know?
Isorated? Discosorate? Merenchory? No, those aren’t right. “I’m so . . .so . . .” Rugubrious?
No, that’s not right. Like soritary. Like when you’re sad because you’re arone. Dammit, I just can’t think of the right word.
I so was going to do this story for today but pulled it last minute, then scrambled for another one, but then was slammed at work, so then finally had some time to get to another one. But maybe another time soon.
By The Way, I loved your story, on our favorite, and and soon to be favorite Korean Dictator.