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By Tardsie
Some Folks Just Can't Catch A Break.
“Someone showed me a picture and I just laughed
Dignity never been photographed”
Bob Dylan
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In 1965, songwriters Hal David and Burt Bacharach opined that love was ‘the only thing that there’s too little of.’ As any starving child in a famine-ridden but over-populated country will readily tell you, there are a great many things much rarer than love, which turns out to be rather common.
Dignity, however, is a dying resource. Experts contend that long-term exposure to media and social diets low in dignity can lead to both spiritual and moral deprivation as well as physical degradation. To celebrate this unfortunate trend, we’ve taken amusing pictures from the internet, and added to the poignancy with our own comments. Enjoy!
Bonus! The Tank Can Hold Up To A Magnum Of Diet Pepsi.
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No Matter How Excited You Are, It's Never Okay To Douse The President In Your Personal Fluids.
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How Many Different Kinds Of Gay Can You Spot In This Picture?
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San Francisco Is The Only Ballclub Forward-Thinking Enough To Sponsor Its Own Pedophile Outreach Program.
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There's A Fine Line Between Terrifying And Ridiculous. It's Called The 'Terrifyingly Ridiculous Line.'
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It Would Appear That Star Fleet Academy Has Relaxed Its Entrance Requirements In Recent Years.
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Look At The Size Of That Pussy! The One Under The Cat, We Mean (Oh, Don't Act So Shocked; You Love It When We Go Lowbrow).
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The Ass-Belly Is The Most Disturbing Thing In This Image, And That's Saying Quite A Bit.
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Someday You'll Be Able To Tell Your Kids About That Time You Made Danica Patrick Throw Up In Her Own Mouth.
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You Can Laugh, But It's A Finely Tuned Evolutionary Adaptation To Life In Today's Fast-Paced Urban Environment.
