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From My Moans: Another Aspect Of Bullygate

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Political Correctness, Politics

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bully, Bullygate, bullying, Gordon Brown, Gordonzilla, My Moans, National Bullying Hotline, United Kingdom

An interesting post from My Moans on the Gordon Brown kerfuffle.

Says My Moans:

Though I accept that the spokeswoman may have thought that this statement was in the public’s interest, I do wonder if it is a breach of confidentiality on the part of the charity and might in fact deter people who are being bullied calling for help from them as their identity might not be kept confidential.

Read the whole thing here: Gordon Brown’s Bully Boy Tactics?

Smaktakula

Great American Pitchmen: Morris the Cat

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Commercials, Critters, Culture, General Foolishness, Humor, Satire, Television

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9Lives, American Humane Society, Commercials, Morris the Cat, pitchmen

By Smaktakula

With his languid Ivy League accent, contemptuous eyes and tiger-orange fur, Morris the Cat was more than just Garfield’s funny uncle who never married–he was a television icon and considered the world’s first spokesfeline.              

Morris, like the Dalai Lama or the Buddha, is believed by his followers to be a transcendent being, reincarnating himself upon death.  Each incarnation of the Morrishead is designated by a number.  When referring to more than one incarnation, the term Morrisi is preferred.  The current incarnation, The Estimable and Right Honorable Morris XI, is the eleventh cat to hold the esteemed position.               

Poster From Morris V's Failed Presidential Bid

Little is known about the specific selection process for new incarnations of the Morris, but it is widely held that only cats adopted from shelters have the potential to achieve Morrishood.  Selecting the new Morris is a painstaking process, often taking several months.  Typically, once the new Morris has been selected, he must endure several more months of study and meditation are required before considered ready to meet the public.  A typical Morris is at least three years old before embarking on the grueling series of personal appearances and televised events which comprise many of the duties of the Morrisi.              

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Gordon Brown Is A Great Big Bully

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Political Correctness

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British politics, bully, Bullygate, bullying, Gordon Brown, Gordonzilla, miss me yet?, National Bullying Hotline, United Kingdom

The founder of the National Bullying Hotline reports that staffers have made calls to the charity from Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s office.  Already unpopular, this will no doubt reinforce the PM’s reputation as a man who refuses to play well with others.

The revelation that all is not sunshine and games within British politics is certainly shocking.  Ideally, someone will propose legislation mandating that the staffers bring their mothers to work with them, as a bulwark against bullying.

Miss Me Yet?

Read about Mean Mr. Brown here: Gordon Brown hit by fresh bullying allegations | Politics | The Guardian.

Smaktakula

Even Better Than The Real Thing?

18 Thursday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Constitutional Issues, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Health, National Events, National Politics, Science, Uncategorized

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cannabis, cheeba, China, drug legalization, drug war, drugs, genie, head shops, K2, marijuana, marjuana substitute, pot, reefer, Spice, sweet sweet cheeba, THC, weed

A new, artificial marijuana substitute, called among other things, “K2,”  is making the rounds.  And for right now, it’s legal.  Given that this stuff is made in China, a folk not known for their rigorous industrial standards, it’s probably best avoided.

A move is underway to criminalize this stuff.  Of course, if the real thing were decriminalized, K2 would disappear over night.

Smaktakula

Easy, Tiger

18 Thursday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, General Foolishness, Golf, Sports

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apology, Golf, hero worship, infidelity, PGA, role model, sex scandal, Tiger Woods

By Smaktakula

According to his agent, golfing great Tiger Woods will be making a public apology on Friday, presumably for the behavior which derailed both his marriage and his golfing career.  The future prospects of Woods’ marriage are unclear, but those of his career aren’t.  Woods may have found himself with a bad lie, but given proper handling, he should be able to extricate himself.  Despite the hue and cry surrounding the holiday-season scandal, the public can be notoriously forgiving of athletes’ sexual peccadilloes.  As a sports culture, the PGA may be slower to forgive than would the NFL, NBA or MLB, where such a public sex scandal is hardly something new.  But given time, it will blow over.  

The Penitent Tiger

The upcoming apology should serve to expedite Woods’ public absolution, which is no doubt the purpose behind Friday’s planned flagellation.  When apologizing to more than one person, especially to thousands, even millions of people, there are two questions which must be answered either expressly or implicitly for the apology to mean anything.   

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To Love Us Is To Loathe Us

17 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, Political Correctness

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America-bashing, American self-loathing, arrogant Americans, Fox news, help wanted, Illinois

A help-wanted advertisement in Illinois suggests that “Arrogant Americans” might not be right for the job.  If any people other than Americans had been called out, this might be a big deal.

Has our tolerance for self-loathing metastasized so completely that someone posting this ad could even think this acceptable?

If you’re able to read, read it here, Yankee Imperialist: EXCLUSIVE: Help Wanted — ‘Arrogant Americans’ Need Not Apply – Local News | News Articles | National News | US News – FOXNews.com.

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A Nation Of Size

17 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Food, General Foolishness, Health, National Events

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childhood obesity, Cop Out, Kevin Smith, Michelle Obama, nanny state, obesity, person of size, Zack and Miri Make a Porno

By Smaktakula

Two seemingly disparate news stories from last week are really two sides of the same coin.  These events appear different from one another in a number of respects.  One is national news, the other tabloid gossip.  One is provocative, and–as are all things political in the new era–controversial.  The other just a little sad.  Yet they both speak to how much recent attention the media has given to food and health issues, and in particular, to the “obesity epidemic.”      

A Hutt of Size

First was the announcement of Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign, a war on childhood obesity.  The much-discussed initiative has well-intentioned aims, but it is difficult to see it as anything other than as an another indication that government is in the parenting business for good.  That the nation as a whole is becoming increasingly unhealthy is something upon which most Americans will agree.  Still, it is a testament to how seriously the problem is perceived by Americans, that a growing portion of the electorate apparently believes that the government knows best what’s in the interest of the children.  Haven’t we already been told that it takes a village?      

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Great News For Polar Bears

16 Tuesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Science, World Affairs

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climate change, climategate, environmental science, global warming, melting ice caps, Phil Jones, polar bears, Ragnarok, Science, University of East Anglia

From Mail Online: No Global Warming Since 1995

 

Let the healing begin.

Deniers & Adherents can both read it here: Climategate U-turn: Astonishment as scientist at centre of global warming email row admits data not well organised | Mail Online.

Smaktakula

Miss Me Yet? And By “Me,” I Mean The Point.

12 Friday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Art, Culture, General Foolishness, National Politics, Politics

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billboard, Bush, George W. Bush, I35, Interstate 35, Minnesota, miss me yet?, Wyoming

By Smaktakula

Most people have seen the image and read the story:      

The Zen Koan Of Our Times

The press quickly revealed that the advertisement was the work of a group of small business people,  apparently in protest against the current administration.  But for the short time the sign’s origins and intent were in doubt, it was possible to debate the greater meaning behind those three words.    

Was Bush, with his snarky grin and cocky stride, supposed to remind us of the divisive eight years that began the century, in effect telling us that things could be worse?  Or as it turned out, was it a snipe at the current administration by invoking time-softened nostalgia for the former president, still widely reviled in many quarters?   The Decider or the Divider?    

Given the polarized nature of political discourse today, it’s likely that many people are in no ways nuanced in their feelings on this issue.  When asked, “Miss Me Yet?” , they will no doubt respond in a loud affirmative or an equally bombastic negative.  But for a smaller group, the question eludes such pat answers.     

By nature, the news media couldn’t let the message speak for itself–or rather, speak to individual interpretation.  A mystery is an irritation for a journalist–a puzzle or riddle to be solved.  This compulsion is by all measures a good thing.   No one who values his or her liberty would have it any other way.  However, the greatest strength of the 4th estate, this need to untie knots, can have unfortunate side effects.  As in this instance, sometimes light kills the magic.    

For just a  short moment, with the curtain down and the inner workings still a mystery, this prosaic amalgamation of metal, paper and ink became something akin to art.  Then, in no time at all, the exotic mystery lifted up her veil and revealed to all the world what she was: plain old politics.   

Too bad.

They’ve Got The Wrong Man!

11 Thursday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Food, General Foolishness, Reality Television, Television

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Beau Macmillan, celebrity chef, Guy Fieri

When I saw the headline: Celebrity Chef Arrested, I knew–KNEW–it was gonna be THIS guy.

You got away this time, Guy Fieri.  But we’re watching you.

Smaktakula
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