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Who knew there could be consequences from living a life without consequences?
Who knew the thought of the Jersey Shore cast gobbling Valtrex like they were Flintstones Chewable Vitamins would be so disturbing?

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
What’s The Difference Between J-Woww And A Midget Con Man? Well, One’s A Cunning Runt . . .Jersey Shore creator hands out herpes medicine to cast ‘like M&Ms,’ says report.