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Aijalon Gomes, Bill Clinton, Bill vs. Jimmy, comical despots, do-gooders, Euna Lee, Habitat For Humanity, historical footnote, historical footnotes, hostages freed, I just called 'em both 'LingLee.', ineffectual presidents, Jimmy Carter, Kim Jong-il, Laura Ling, North Korea, one-termers, President Carter, President Clinton, skonks, Slick Willy
By Smaktakula
Historical footnote Jimmy Carter has managed to secure the release of Aijalon Gomes from North Korea. Gomes had been sentenced to eight years hard labor under the autocratic regime of the dying, but still comically despotic Kim Jong-il.
Showing America's Soft Underbelly To Her Enemies Didn't Do It, And Building Houses For The Needy Didn't Do It Either. Perhaps Freeing A Few Hostages Will Help Erase The Stigma Of Being An Ineffectual One-Termer.
Although Carter is unable to claim to be the first white-haired Democratic Ex-President to secure the release of American hostages in North Korea, he is proud to say that he is the first not to bang them on the plane ride home.
"One Was Named Lee And The Other Ling, But I'll Tell You What, Brother--I Was Damned If I Could Tell The Difference!"
Promethean Times 
Still, I’d prefer membership in the Mile High Club any day.
Well, yeah–with Bill. Not with Jimmy. Not even as a sympathy fuck.
Too bad smoking in the lavatory is a federal offense… He and I could enjoy a cigar or two.
I wonder if Al Gore’s achievements on the green movement, will be marked, by him beating up his Masseuse? He seems like a pretty mellow guy, until you give him a shitty massage.
I’m pretty sure that James Earl Carter has already earned his place in history as the voice of Darth Vader. He has nothing more to prove!
Hmm, we’re pretty sure that James Earl Carter is the guy who shot MLK Jr. You’re thinking of Tommy Lee Jones.
Man you be one sick M$*(#()^F(#@er!!
No wonder we get along so well!
Smaktakula is fairly normal when he takes his meds, which is not very often.