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Daily Archives: March 16, 2011

TripoliWatch 2011: The Tyrant Digs In

16 Wednesday Mar 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture, History, News, Politics

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Barack Obama, Come At Me Bro, Libya, Muammar al-Gaddafi, places that suck, sand, that trick never works, United States of America, unpunished war criminals, unrepentant

By Smaktakula

In Tripoli, leathery sand-despot Col. Muammar al-Gaddafi clings tenaciously to power.  To some degree the world has been forced into a careful and deliberately-considered response by the dictator’s intransigence.  Not only is there now some loose talk about a possible No Fly Zone to temper Gaddafi’s use of airpower against his own people, but US President Barack Obama has explained that however slowly, a noose (presumably figurative) is being drawn around the leader’s neck. Despite this, the Colonel’s repressive regime brazenly continues to steamroll a briefly free people back into subjugation.

The Colonel's Brief Love-Letter To His People.

Now he’s writing one to the West!  What’s it say?  “F” …”U”…”C”…
Maybe he’s writing ‘I Surrender.’ ∞T.

Disney Unveils New Forum For Online Predators

16 Wednesday Mar 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture, News

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Disney, internet, Mickey Mouse, NAMBLA, pen pals, pervertry, social networking, Togetherville, you got a real purty mouth

By Smaktakula

"Huh-Hi There Little Buddy! Huh-Who Wants His Picture On A Milk Carton?"

Disney recently announced its purchase of Togetherville, a social networking site aimed at children ages 6-10, a group heretofore excluded from the social phenomenon.  Industry insiders contend that a demand for such services already exists, and reckon that the move will help to peel more pre-teens away from non-internet–and therefore useless–activities such as playing outside or spending time with family and friends.

Wildlife Authorities In Kenya Issued An Amber Alert Today. Citizens Are Advised To Be On The Lookout For A Blue 1980s African Pachyderm.

For a generation completely stymied by the concept of pen pals, Togetherville will be first instance of remote social networking among young children.  Proponents claim that an early introduction to such sites greatly increases a child’s ability to make superficial friendships, which in turn can help her develop life skills such as obsequiousness and insincerity, which will enable her not only to survive, but thrive on her quest toward middle-management.  Likewise, early indications show that parents are pleased with Togetherville’s potential, which in studies has been shown to increase “shut up time” in children by a whopping 75%.

You've Got It Easy. Previous Generations Were Occasionally Forced To Talk To Their Children.

Disney’s announcement is expected to be warmly received by pervert activists, who have long been working to change societal impressions of pedophiles, particularly among children.  The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) could not be reached for comment, as the majority of its membership is hard at work fabricating online personae.

If It Makes You Feel Better To Know It, This Guy Loves Your Kids At Least As Much As You Do.

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