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Belgians: The World’s Most Evil People

07 Monday Mar 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture

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ad hominem, Adolf Hitler, Ann Coulter, Belgium, Charlie Sheen, Chocolate, conqueror tongue, elder abuse, evil, facts, kicking puppies, Low Countries, oh yeah we go ad hominem with a quickness!, outright lies, Smaktakula's ability to hold a grudge

By Smaktakula

Were you expecting charts and hard numbers?  Facts only slow us down; we ride ad hominem here.

The People Of This Quaint And Lovely Low-Lying Land Are Known For Making Delicious Confections Such As Chocolate, As Well As For Their National Passion For Kicking Puppies And The Elderly.

What do you care, anyway?  You’re not from Belgium, and probably don’t speak a word of Belgish.

Some Famous Belgians:

During his one and only visit to Belgium, a Flemish cop made Smaktakula’s girlfriend cry.  True story. ∞T.

TripoliWatch 2011: He Ain’t Dead Yet

07 Monday Mar 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in History, News

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civil war, Come At Me Bro, Jersey Shore, Libya, memes, Muammar al-Gaddafi, places that suck, the West, Tripoli, United States of America, unpunished war criminals, unrepentant

By Smaktakula

Monday, 03.07.11–The United States, no longer content to limit its unending ground war to a single continent, is enlisting allies for possible military action against Libya.  Meanwhile, unrepentant bastard Muammar al-Gaddafi is having the time of his life as he continues to commit atrocities against his people while thumbing his nose at the West.

"Come At Me, Bro. Come At Me."

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