24 Tuesday Jan 2012
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, Stupidity
Tags
celebrity chef, childish sexual innuendo, Food Network, photoshop, Rachael Ray, we have no shame whatsoever, you got a real purty mouth
Through the magic of the freezeframe, we present the following image of TV chef Rachael Ray for your viewing and photoshopping pleasure.
'TV G' Indeed.
02 Wednesday Jun 2010
Posted in Art, Crime, Culture, General Foolishness, Justice, People, Television
Tags
celebrity chef, criminals, culinary crimelord, Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, Food Network, Guy Fieri, Juan-Carlos Cruz, murder-for-hire, skeevy, unleashed, unpunished, unrepentant, white trash
For the second time in the past few months, a celebrity chef has been charged with a crime. And again, it wasn’t Guy Fieri.
The severity of these crimes appears to be on the rise. Juan-Carlos Cruz has been accused of soliciting murder-for-hire.
If He Had It To Do Again, Juan-Carlos Would Most Likely NOT Enlist Random Homeless People In A Murder-For-Hire Plot.
It would be hard to find someone critical of putting a murderer–or in Cruz’ case, an alleged murderer–behind bars. The community is undeniably a safer place with Cruz off the streets.
Critics charge that offenders such as Cruz are low-hanging fruit. Perhaps the authorities would be wise to invest their energies in bringing down America’s culinary crimelord:
Fieri: Unpunished, Unrepentant, Unleashed
11 Thursday Feb 2010
Posted in Culture, Food, General Foolishness, Reality Television, Television
When I saw the headline: Celebrity Chef Arrested, I knew–KNEW–it was gonna be THIS guy.
You got away this time, Guy Fieri. But we’re watching you.
Promethean Times 