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Why Mom And Dad Will Spend Their Golden Years In A Substandard Nursing Home

27 Wednesday Jun 2012

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture

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child abuse, childhood humiliations, getting back at mom and dad, shitty parents, so sad, thanks a lot mom

By Smaktakula

Here’s why:

This Is Neither Heart-Warming Nor Cute. It Is Cruel.

We found a place we think you’re really gonna like–they did a whole segment about it on 60 Minutes. ∞ T.

Youth’s Eternal Struggle

20 Thursday Oct 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Stupidity

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bad hair day, dumb kids and the dumb things they do to fuck up their lives, getting back at mom and dad, odious hairstyles, the stupid things white people do to their hair, youth

By Smaktakula

It's Difficult To Find A Personal Style Which Strikes Precisely The Delicate Balance Between A Fashion Statement Shocking Enough To Upset Mom & Dad, And One Which Doesn't Make You Look Like A Complete Asshole.

Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: The Riot

17 Friday Jun 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture, News, Sport, Stupidity

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breaking stuff, dignity, dweebs, Farmville, flash-riot, geeks, getting back at mom and dad, helpful hints, hockey riots, nerds, Promethean Times' ongoing commitment to treating all peoples and cultures with dignity and respect, riots, sense of entitlement, thanks a lot mom, Vancouver

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The flash-riot has become a hallmark of our age of entitlement.  It can therefore be helpful to at all times be aware of your image, lest you find yourself an object of humor at the expense of your human dignity.

Perhaps Mom & Dad Will Think Twice The Next Time They Decide To Ground Harrison From Playing Farmville.

A Great New Way To Make Mom And Dad Pay For What They Did

13 Friday Aug 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Art, Cinema, Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Health, Hollywood, People, Social Networking

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attention-seeking behavior, bad decisions, caveat emptor, Chicago, citizen of Clan Arquette, crazy fucker, crazy people, Dad, daddy issues, David A. Cox, David Arquette, Did Courtney Cox lose a bet?, foolish choices, gettin' inked, getting back at mom and dad, ink, Mom, obscure celebrities, tats, tattoos, tiresome anachronism, untalented stars

By Smaktakula

Why not get inked by tiresome former celebrity and citizen of Clan Arquette, David A. Cox?   

"It's A Dragon That Shoots Dragons From Its Eyes! And Then Those Dragons Shoot Dragons From Their Eyes, Too! And Then Those Dragons--Guess What They Shoot From Their Eyes? Guess! Oh, Man! You Are So Not Gonna Regret This!"

Well, you know what, Mom?  Maybe if you’d bought me Red Power Ranger with the light-up eyes and collectible key chain for Christmas 1999 like I asked you to, then maybe I wouldn’t need to get the Chinese character for ‘Fire’ tattooed on my chest.  But what do I know, right?  I’m only your son.  You tell me, Mom.  You tell me.

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