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Despicable wife-beater and inebriate Charlie Sheen has wisely chosen to stick with his awful show.
Promethean Times applauds Mr. Sheen’s decision to follow our advice. Furthermore, we would like to remind readers that it couldn’t have been easy for the once-promising actor to accept the grim fact that, barring an improbably lucrative string of Hot Shots! and Wall Street sequels, he is destined to forever remain the Vast Wasteland’s bitch.
WARNING: Staring Too Long At This Photo May Result In A Case Of The Crotch Lobsters.
Watch The Wind-Up Monkey Of The Post-Haim Era Continue To Bang Away: Charlie Sheen Returning to Two and a Half Men – PEOPLE TV Watch.
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I think I did stare too long at the picture, I feel a little itchy.
How do you think we knew, man?!?