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Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism. This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still alive.
In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life.
Rice, whose main contribution to literature has been to purge the vampire genre of its remaining vestiges of heterosexuality, is also said to be privately fuming that her conversion to Catholicism didn’t prove to be the goldmine her agent promised it would.
Brain Syndicate said:
When “Left Behind” became a huge success for the christian community, many authors did jump ship and dabble in the whole Godly realm. But Christians are fickle, some will either love you one minute and hate you the next, like look at William Young’s The Shack. Even though this book is poorly written, Christian’s will either want to praise him or hate him to the core of their being. You should see the Amazon.com reader’s review of the book. I guess some people can’t seem to see God as a fat black woman, who speaks Ebonics, Jesus being a Middle Eastern Carpenter, and the Holy Spirit being an Asian Woman.
As for Meyer’s Twilight? You know what I think of that horse shit.
Je ne sais quoi said:
all her books sucked. Nuff Said
Sadly, there are some deluded souls who still don’t see the light.