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There. We said it.
It seems as if the brash young rapper who once snarled, Money is the thing that I need to fulfill my greed is gone. Thespian Mark Wahlberg, as Marky Mark now prefers to be called, has reached a level of financial success of which the hungry young kid from Boston and his creepy supernumerary nipple might only have dreamed.
A life of contentment has erased any trace of the beguiling young star who once brazenly dedicated a book to his own penis. However, it is doubtful that even the most cynical observer would have predicted Wahlberg’s quiet spiral into soullessness. In a recent interview, the hollow ghost of his former It-Boy incarnation admitted that he would dust off his negligible hip-hop chops to rap on a Justin Bieber album, if only the hairless hit factory would ask him.
I hope they include something in entourage about making a whack ass pre teen rap, they would reach out to a whole new market of 12year old girls
Very true. And since 12 year old girls have all the money, they’re an especially important demographic.