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Priest’s Holocaust Comparison Deemed Improper

09 Friday Apr 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Christianity, Culture, History, Religion

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By Smaktakula

Whose Holocaust is it anyway?

During his Good Friday address from the Vatican, the Pope’s personal preacher likened attacks on the church and the pope to the horrors of the Holocaust.  Paraphrasing a Jewish friend’s letter, Father Raniero Cantalamessa declared,

The use of stereotypes and the shifting of personal responsibility to a collective guilt remind me of the most shameful aspects of anti-Semitism.

Promethean Times deplores this unacceptable Holocaust comparison, which was made even more egregious by the abundance of acceptable Holocaust comparisons from which Fr. Cantalamessa could have chosen.  Instead, he aimed low and chose to invoke this powerful comparison to defend the Church’s response to public anger over its own misdoings.

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It is imperative that when Holocaust comparisons are made, they are made responsibly.  Responsible Holocaust comparison means choosing an acceptable atrocity or deplorable condition which to compare.  The following partial list of maladies and social ills have been found acceptable for Holocaust comparison:

  • AIDS
  • Racism
  • Global Warming/Environment/Climate Change/Ragnarök
  • Abortion
  • Famine
  • People Without Health Insurance
  • The plight of Native Americans in modern American society.
  • The Palestinian situation (for those who like their Holocaust comparisons served with a little irony).
  • Lastly, in what is generally considered an archaic usage, the Holocaust is sometimes compared to the genocide perpetrated against the Jews, communists, homosexuals, Jehovah’s Witnesses and just about everybody else by Nazi Germany in the 1930s and 1940s.

So Is The Whole Thing That The Nazis Wouldn't Give Jewish People Soup? Because We Thought There Was More To It Than That.

Promethean Times Wishes You A Joyous And Dignified Easter

04 Sunday Apr 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Cinema, Culture, Religion

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A Christmas Story, bunny costumes, childhood humiliations, Easter, Peter Billingsley, Ralphie Parker, Red Ryder BB gun, you'll shoot your eye out!

Society Reels In Stunned Disbelief As Ricky Martin Comes Out Of The Closet

31 Wednesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Culture, News

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closeted entertainers, gay entertainers, gay performers, gay singers, homosexuality, in the closet, Livin' la Vida Loca, Menudo, News of the Duh, no freaking way!, out of the closet, Ricky Martin, Ricky Martin comes out of the closet, Ricky Martin is gay

Wha?!?  Ricky Martin is . . . gay?   

The Livin’ la Vida Loca Ricky Martin?  No kidding?  

Wow.  

If Ricky is gay, then the moon must be made of fingernail clippings and Yankee Stadium just a field of daisies, because today the world has stopped making sense.     

Really? We Don't See It.

 A gay man working in the entertainment industry?  Okay, whatever you say . . .   

Ricky Sets The Record Not Straight Here: BBC World Service – News – Ricky Martin comes out as gay.

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Shane MacGowan Is Still Alive (As Of This Writing): Happy St. Patrick’s Day And God Bless Us All!

17 Wednesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Culture

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alcohol abuse, Anglo-Irish, drug addiction, Ireland, Pogue Mahone, Pogues, Popes, Rake at the Gates of Hell, Shane MacGowan, Shane MacGowan is still alive!, St. Patrick's Day, still alive, what's wrong with Shane's teeth?

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

12 Friday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Sport

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Anaheim, Anaheim Angels, Baseball, California, California Angels, Chavez Ravine, Gayngels, Los Angeles, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Los Angeles Dodgers, Magic Kingdom, Major League Baseball, Mike Scioscia is an apostate!, MLB, Orange County, poseur

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When someone pretends to be from someplace he’s not, we call him a poseur.

When a professional sports franchise pretends to be from somewhere it’s not, we call it the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

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Masterpiece? Oh, It’s A Piece All Right . . .

06 Saturday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Stupidity

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Battlefield Earth, cinematic douchebaggery, Elmo, Freddy Got Fingered, Gigli, I Know Who Killed Me, Movies, Razzies, Richard Simmons, Rwanda, Simmons v Elmo, Swept Away, Tom Green, Worst Film of the Decade

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In His Magnum Opus, Green Explores Brave New Heights Of Douchebaggery.

Freddy Got Fingered is finally getting the recognition it deserves as one of the worst movies ever made.  Recently, the folks who run the Razzies have declared FGF, along with such cinematic classics as Battlefield Earth, Gigli, I Know Who Killed Me and Swept Away,  in contention for the distinction of  the “Worst Film of the Decade.”

Admittedly, the only film of the five that Promethean Times has seen (or is likely to see) is FGF.  You might think this would preclude us from commenting on this issue, but Promethean Times has never shied away from talking out of our asses, and never will.

 It is our opinion that no other cinematic offering can plumb the wretched depths of inane, vulgar excess with the same degree of panache as the estimable Tom Green.  FGF rewards the brave viewer with cinematic delights heretofore unknown in mainstream movies.  Where else can you see a deranged slacker swing a newborn baby around a bloody hospital room while its mother wails for him to stop?  Is there any other movie where the protagonist beats his paraplegic girlfriend’s legs with a stick as a form of foreplay?  Have you ever seen a man use an elephant’s penis as a gun, shooting his father with pachyderm ejaculate?  Freddy Got Fingered offers all these things and more.  It is not simply the worst movie of the decade, but one of the lowest points in the long history of cinema.

If Freddy Got Fingered loses to any of these other minor turkeys as “Worst Movie of the Decade,” the resulting violence will make 1994 Rwanda look like a slap-fight between Richard Simmons and Elmo.

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