Tags
childish sexual innuendo, Chinese food, frog-on-pig action, Frogs, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, muppets, pigs, the love which dare not speak its name
By Smaktakula
"Would You Care To Know Why *MOI*--Renowned Star Of Stage And Screen, Chooses To Douche With Honey And Vinegar? HMM?"
"Because I Love Sweet And Sour Pork."
Promethean Times 
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?
Everytime she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Awesome!