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Did I Do That?: When Urkels Attack

23 Monday Aug 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Crime, News

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In a classy move right out of the Sheen Playbook, Trivial Pursuit answer Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White is accused of beating the mother of his child.  Bridget Hardy, white’s ex-girlfriend, alleges that the former child star punched her in one of her breast implants and later shoved her into a toilet hard enough to break it, as well as engaging in other violent and threatening activities.

Jerkel: The Has-Been Became Enraged And Accused Hardy Of Infidelity When It Was Revealed That Her Child Was Good Looking And Not At All Socially Awkward.

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Milton Bradley Is Batshit Crazy

17 Monday May 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Baseball, Games, General Foolishness, Health, People, Relationships, Sports

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Milton Bradley has asked for some time off from the Seattle Mariners to focus on his personal issues.

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