24 Monday Oct 2011
Posted in Culture, Entertainment
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action figures, Best Buddies, Don't Ask Don't Tell, gay, GI Joe, homoeroticism, Knowing is Half the Battle, toys, you got a real purty mouth
At last! A doll catering to those collectors of combat-themed action figures for whom GI Joe is insufficiently homoerotic.
Best Buddies May Be Gay As Hell, But They're No Sissies.
17 Friday Dec 2010
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dreamers, GET A JOB!, handouts, handsome devil, homoeroticism, inaction, job market, lazy bastards, lazy people, Max Baucus, Montana, on the county, shiftless layabouts, Star Trek, that trick never works, the dole, tough times, unemployed people, unemployment benefits, we're aware that unemployment benefits make life livable for hard-working families; try not to take everything we say quite so seriously
Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended.
Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.” We agree: nothing will get Americans back on their feet faster than letting them sit on their asses for another six months.
The Extension Gives This Dapper Lad The Opportunity To Finish His Long-Planned Homoerotic Star Trek Novel: Where Only YOU Have Gone Before.
10 Tuesday Aug 2010
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Anne Rice, Anne Rice will burn in the lake of fire alongside Galileo Galilei and Madonna Ciccone, apostate, bodice-rippers, Catholic Church, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, conversion for publicity, crimes against humanity, even werewolves have been ruined, forgotten authors, Hags, heterosexuality, homoeroticism, homoeroticism in vampire literature, Judaism, obscure celebrities, renounces, self-satisfied, stupid shit little girls like, tween romance, Twilight, vampire fiction, vampires
Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism. This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still alive.
In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life.
Rice, whose main contribution to literature has been to purge the vampire genre of its remaining vestiges of heterosexuality, is also said to be privately fuming that her conversion to Catholicism didn’t prove to be the goldmine her agent promised it would.
It Would Seem We Have You To Thank For Twilight As Well. Hag.
07 Sunday Feb 2010
Posted in Culture, Literature, Movies
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Anthony Hopkins, Cider House Rules, Fellowship of the Ring, Godfather, Hannibal Lecter, hobbits, homoeroticism, Jaws, Jodie Foster, Lord of the Rings, Manhunter, Mario Puzo, Peter Benchley, Red Dragon, Return of the King, Scarlet Letter, Silence of the Lambs, Ted Levine, Thomas Harris, Tolkien, Two Towers, Watchmen
It’s axiomatic that a film is never as good as the book which spawned it. The cinematic dustbin is jammed with book-to-movie abominations such as Watchmen, The Scarlet Letter and Oscar-winner, The Cider House Rules.
Occasionally, however, a certain confluence of creative people (producers, directors, actors, etc.) conspire to create a film that is in every way superior to the sum of its parts. Following are a few examples of films which are superior to the written work which spawned them.
Promethean Times 