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More bad news for cretinous serial impregnator and former television personality Charlie Sheen: Last night the authorities arrived at Sheen’s Beverly Hills residence to remove the actor’s twin sons from his custody.
Although very little is known at this time, the question on everybody’s lips is:
“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? UNTIL YESTERDAY, CHARLIE SHEEN WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAFETY OF TWO HUMAN INFANTS? HOLY SHIT!”